1% of everything you buy, for advice you never get.
Assign the advisor to any wallet on Solana. Every meme that wallet buys pays a 1% advisory fee, in the same slot as the buy. The wallet keeps 99%, signs nothing, and never hears from him. Half of every fee goes to whoever holds the engagement.
Any wallet that bought a meme in the last 24 hours can get an advisor. An engagement costs 2,000 $ASI, starts billing from the next slot, and stays until the wallet pays to fire him.
How it works
Most fees are paid by the person who trades. This advisor's fee is paid by the wallet he advises. It never booked a meeting. It pays anyway.
Pick a client
Any wallet on Solana that bought a meme in the last 24 hours. Whales, bots, insiders, fresh wallets, the advisor has a slide deck for everyone. If it buys, it can be billed. One wallet, one advisor. Nobody can assign a second one.
Sign the engagement
Pay 2,000 $ASI. The program opens an engagement with the client's address and yours inside it. The payment burns. From the next slot on, every meme the client buys is billed. The client's signature is not required. Only yours.
Collect the fee
The advisor keeps nothing. Half of every advisory fee goes to you, in the coin the client just bought, in the same slot. 40% is swapped to $ASI and burned in the same instruction. 10% goes to the retainer pool. The client gets 99% of its memes and no advice.
Where every fee goes
The split is written into the program. The advisor drew it on a napkin so you would understand.
Client roster
Every wallet on the roster is real. It bought a meme today and it has an advisor. The numbers are what he has billed so far, read from chain.
| Client | Type | Tier | Billed | Buys | Last bill | Holder |
|---|
Tap a client to open the folder: tier, billed, burned, who holds the engagement.
Risk profile
Paste any Solana address. The advisor reads its last 24 hours of buys and tells you whether the engagement pays for itself. This is the only advice he will ever give.
Four client tiers
An engagement shows what it has billed. It climbs by fees, not by time. Every tier comes with a card.
Bronze
Every engagement opens here. A plain card with a bronze dot. The advisor is already billing, the client just has not bought much yet. Most fresh wallets stay here for a day or two.
Silver
Silver dot, one line. The client buys often enough that the fees add up, and from here the engagement pays for itself every few hours on an active wallet.
Gold
Gold dot, two lines. A wallet that buys size every day, and the advisor has billed ten thousand dollars off it without ever returning a call.
Platinum
The black card with the ribbon. This client is a whale. A hundred thousand dollars in fees, one buy at a time, and the holder of a Platinum engagement is paid every time the whale moves.
The quarterly review
From 00:00 to 01:00 UTC the advisor bills 2% instead of 1%. The second percent burns entirely. It happens every day. He calls it quarterly.
Fire your advisor
There is one way to end the engagement. The client does it, and it pays.
The letter
The client sends it once. The termination fee is twice everything the advisor has ever billed, in $ASI. He does not argue. He reads it, nods, and the engagement is struck from the roster.
The first 128 engagements cost 2,000 $ASI. Every 128 after that the price climbs 15%. The last block costs a little over 5,000. Every payment burns. When the 1,024th engagement opens, the office stops taking clients.
Terms that never change
All six are written into the program. The site only reads them. The advisor underlined the important ones.